Christmas décor + a cat = a battle you will not win.

But at least you can commemorate the struggle with this gloriously snarky pewter snowflake ornament.

Crafted from weighty, high-quality pewter (aka: fancy metal your cat will 100% ignore), this ornament features crisp printing, sharp snowflake edges, and a dramatic scratch across the face — because honestly? Your cat was going to add one anyway.

The silver hanging string makes it easy to display on your tree, wreath, or anywhere your furry overlord has decided is Their Territory. It arrives in a sleek black gift box, which your cat will immediately sit in, attack, or claim as a seasonal throne.

Perfect for Cat Mums who:

• decorate the tree knowing full well it’s doomed,
• have accepted that “24 hours” is optimistic,
• and celebrate Christmas under the rule of a tiny, adorable dictator.

It’s festive. It’s honest. It’s chaos-approved.